hey you! do you like the womanladies? well of course you do! but how do you win them over? by beating them over the head with a tire iron? no! of course not! you have to write them the hit love songs! and now you can, with “write the hit love songs for the womanladies: volume one!” here’s one that is sure to make her ladyparts go ‘why yes, come in, right this way, sir, the water’s warm!’
i’ll be your tissue
girl you know how the story goes sometimes you got a stuffed up nose but that's okay i still love you anyway i'm not afraid of your mucus parade chorus (2x) i'll be your tissue blow your boogers in me just want one wish, boo together we'll always be girl i know you wanna have sex but love can wait first try this mucinex well the guys they all say i'm whipped but they've never dealt with post-nasal drip chorus (2x) i'll be your tissue blow your boogers in me just want one wish, boo together we'll always be bridge and girl, when i first met you, i remember you told me, 'sometimes i let the waterworks flow' and i said 'i know exactly what you mean because i'm an emotional guy too.' but it turns out you meant something completely different, you were referring more to a particular physical ailment that you suffer from. chorus (2x) i'll be your tissue blow your boogers in me just want one wish, boo together we'll always be never forget